March 2009
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a list: things i miss but am probably better off...
+ paris
+ having (some sort of) a tan
+ being vegan
+ being seventeen
+ my old bedroom stereo with its radio antenna and 7-CD changer
+ raves
+ meeting girls at raves
+ my high school friends
+ wahoo’s half and half bowls
+ turkish cigarettes
+ xanga
+ having absurd quantities of magazine subscriptions
+ the food network
+ blink 182
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aint no big deal, it's innocent
Okay, so how can I get Katy Perry to be my friend and follow me? This is not a rhetorical/hypothetical question. I am looking for a serious workable strategy.
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so um i think i love you
Dear Tumblr,
I like you because you remind me that there are people even more obsessed with the internet than me. You open me up to a world of other addicts who are okay with what they are. You make being a junkie a perfectly acceptable thing.
I also like you because you are not a haven for stupid people. The world is full of bad writers who think they are good writers. These people write a...
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It will give children nightmares.
– Pitchfork, on Stephin Merritt’s Coraline, an off-broadway production adapted from the recent stop-motion film, adapted from Neil Gaiman’s novella. Creepy audio samples can be found here. The whole thing seems terrifying. And also awesome.
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wine is bottled poetry.
I’ve been in Napa this weekend frolicking the wine country. Visited Cakebread Cellars for a tasting of aged library red wines in their executive lounge. Awesome. Then dropped in at the Napa Wine Co. for a sampling of collected wines by Napa sellers. Awesome. Then finished the day at Mumm Napa, where we intended to sample vintage champagnes and then stroll through the photo gallery, but...
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does this mean it's time for me to get off the...
Kristine:
I just tried to search for your name in the Facebook search bar, but instead of typing "Ashley Lystne" I started typing "andthenyouexplode."
Does this mean it's time for me to get off the internet?
Ashley:
lol no, that is never the answer
ps. i'm flattered that at least in some context you thinking of me primarily as my internet self, because between the two of us, i think she is much cooler than my self IRL
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women i want to be: inara george
The first track I heard from the Bird and the Bee was their cover of Rihanna’s “Please Don’t Stop the Music.” Oddly enough, despite an obsession with pop females, I’ve just never really liked anything I’ve heard from Rihanna. I thought “Don’t Stop the Music” was mostly just annoying and tried hard to avoid it, though it found its way far too...
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I actually paid for a house last fall. I think I’m the only American to...
– Former President George W. Bush, who I suppose had some constructive things to say. This was not one of them. (Interview by AP, found on NPR.)
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i'm a mechanical music man
Bloc Party/ Signs (Armand Van Helden Remix)
If you think this might not be interesting enough to watch, YOU ARE WRONG.
Just released for the Intimacy Remixed album due out in May.
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This tornado was a living, breathing thing. And he asked me to read him a book...
– Neko Case, talking about a tornado she met in a dream, after which she named and themed her new album Middle Cyclone. (From SPIN.com.)
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et la vie est belle
What a week. I woke up reeling from my now week-long self-celebration, wondering at how I managed to survive so many midterms in the interim, and also realizing that my next week ahead is just… oh, more partying.
I guess I don’t have too much to complain over, seeing how as I’ve spent today only in the so-strenuous activities of shopping, laying around in bed, and sampling...
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and then you went and threw up
Helen:
dude btw
your birthday was so fun
Ashley:
oh yayy i'm glad you came
Helen:
you probably dont remember what you said to me when you saw me at first
it was awesome
Ashley:
haha no what did i say??
Helen:
hahaha
you were like
HEY! I LIKE YOU@
we have matching nose piercings!!!
oh wait yours is on the other side
liek my sisters
she got it on that side so people wouldnt think we're twins
Helen:
is the bathroom open?!?!?!?
and then you went and threw up
Ashley:
hhahahaha
Helen:
it was
bravo.
hahahah
Ashley:
HAHAHAHAHAHA
Helen:
you were a trooper
then you drank more and threw up and drank more
nice job
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“I think we’re getting carried away with the war on drugs. I...
– I heart Ron Paul. (From tonight’s Larry King Live.)
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clapping like a million hands
I do love love love the new Timid Tiger/ House of Love (which you can dl here).
What can I say, I like HAPPY MUSIC. It’s why I get ready pretty much every morning listening to Vampire Weekend or the Submarines. I’m a sucker for cheer and optimism.
Grab also Golden Arm here, and what? YOU DON’T HAVE THEIR WOMANIZER COVER?? It may be even better than Britney Spears and hey,...
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so get your leather on
Yeah Yeah Yeahs/ Zero
I’m still procrastinating writing a Shakespeare essay (due now in seven hours), but even if you’re not too looking desperately for an excuse to stare at the internet for four minutes and forty-seven seconds, I believe nonetheless you will enjoy.
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we live together in a photograph
“Transcendentalism or masochism? I’ve reached a fork in the road.”
Antony Hegarty/ Fistful of Love
Read Bob Boilen’s take on Antony & the Johnsons here at NPR Music.
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southbysouthwest
This is the first and probably only time in my life I’m sad to not be in Texas. Freaking everyone is going to be at SXSW next week. Including Port O’Brien and whatever the band that was formerly Tempo No Tempo is now called, groups of Berkeley boys all of whom I’m either friends with or pretend to be friends with. I’ve also been flooded with emails asking me to get out to...
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these are just bodies
Okay so I am hopping onto this new blogfad in the hopes that my blogfriend Kristine will build me a blog to bring home to mom & dad. Actually I should hope that neither my mom nor my dad read any of my blogs, ever, but you know, I just mean a pretty little blog that will make me some nice arm candy, that I can be proud to stand next to in pictures, or you know, lead people to on the internet...